Don't we need a limerick?

Old Mary, her brain were not wrinkled…

Maybe it’s a sign that she forgot she had tinkled…


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On Mon, 02 Feb 2015 16:25:02 +0000, malcolmlewis wrote:
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Maybe it’s a sign that she forgot she had tinkled…[/color]

She got up to say


Jim Henderson, CNA6, CDE, CNI, LPIC-1, CLA10, CLP10
Novell/SUSE/NetIQ Knowledge Partner

On 2/2/2015 11:19 AM, Jim Henderson wrote:[color=blue]

On Mon, 02 Feb 2015 16:25:02 +0000, malcolmlewis wrote:
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Maybe it’s a sign that she forgot she had tinkled…[/color]

She got up to say

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“I’ve quite lost my way”

On 2/2/2015 11:34 AM, Mary Wood wrote:[color=blue]

On 2/2/2015 11:19 AM, Jim Henderson wrote:[color=green]

On Mon, 02 Feb 2015 16:25:02 +0000, malcolmlewis wrote:
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Maybe it’s a sign that she forgot she had tinkled…[/color]

She got up to say

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“I’ve quite lost my way”[/color]
“That’s enough for today” ?

And to the cleaning lady her eyes twinkled.


Kim - 2/2/2015 3:16:13 PM

Malcolmlewis,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_%28poetry%29 - please check the
syllable count :slight_smile:

Shaun Pond
newly reminted as a Knowledge Professional

Kgroneman,

please see my message to Malcolm :slight_smile:

Shaun Pond
newly reminted as a Knowledge Professional

On 2/3/2015 1:54 AM, Shaun Pond wrote:[color=blue]

Malcolmlewis,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_%28poetry%29 - please check the
syllable count :slight_smile:
[/color]
Oh, Shaun, I’m so glad you’re here to keep us honest.

Mary,

it almost hurts to read the lines with incorrect scansion… some of us
put effort into making sure they’re funny and correct :wink:

Shaun Pond
newly reminted as a Knowledge Professional

I live to break rules.


Kim - 2/3/2015 11:22:56 AM

Kgroneman,

…and hearts :slight_smile:

Shaun Pond
newly reminted as a Knowledge Professional

It goes without saying. So I didn’t.


Kim - 2/4/2015 9:22:00 AM

But I’m flouting the rules. Just to win it.


Cheers Malcolm °¿° LFCS, SUSE Knowledge Partner (Linux Counter #276890)
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Malcolmlewis,

but chicks come home to roost

Shaun Pond
newly reminted as a Knowledge Professional

Old Mary, her brain were not wrinkled…
Or furrowed or folded or crinkled.
Her brain was so smooth,
It’s features so soothed,
That the surface of it fairly twinkled!


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There was an old man named Pond,
who thought his friend Kim was blonde.
He pointed out error,
Kim shrunk back in terror,
and thought of how best to respond.


Kim - 2/5/2015 1:05:22 PM

On Thu, 05 Feb 2015 20:10:10 GMT, “kgroneman” kgroneman@novell.com
wrote:
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There was an old man named Pond,
who thought his friend Kim was blonde.
He pointed out error,
Kim shrunk back in terror,
and thought of how best to respond.[/color]

:slight_smile:

Kgroneman,

Shaun has an old friend, name of Kim
whose rhymes are quite often just grim
but Shaun doesn’t mind
he’s really quite kind
and doesn’t make fun of the dim

Shaun Pond
newly reminted as a Knowledge Professional

On 06/02/2015 08:54, Shaun Pond wrote:
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Shaun has an old friend, name of Kim
whose rhymes are quite often just grim
but Shaun doesn’t mind
he’s really quite kind
and doesn’t make fun of the dim[/color]

Simon knows both Kim and Shaun,
their limericks just make him yawn
but Simon’s okay
and lets them play.
It’s better than them surfing porn!

Simon
Novell Knowledge Partner


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