…or a shaggy dog story, or even an unfortunate allegory, couldn’t we?
On Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:52:37 +0000, Mary Wood wrote:
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…or a shaggy dog story, or even an unfortunate allegory, couldn’t we?[/color]
What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion ?
A terrified postman !
If you take your dog downtown, where should you leave him?
In a barking lot.
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?
His bark was much worse than it’s bite !
…or a shaggy dog story, or even an unfortunate allegory, couldn’t we?
There once was a girl from Nantucket…
GofBorg,
who ate all of the fish in a bucket
–
Shaun Pond
Except she forgot the lemon
Simon
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Simon,
and each fish had its head on
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Shaun Pond
On Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:52:37 +0000, Mary Wood wrote:
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http://www.boredstupid.com/index_clock.shtml
Unfortunately it only works with IE.
On 1/26/2012 4:52 PM, Mary Wood wrote:[color=blue]
…or a shaggy dog story, or even an unfortunate allegory, couldn’t we?[/color]
mary from the wood
felt misunderstood
by those
that chose
to be just a dude
Shaun Pond wrote:
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GofBorg,
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Awww I was severely disappointed by the direction this limerick went.
–
Does this washcloth smell like chloroform?
So she decided the next round goes to her puppet.
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Kim - 1/26/2012 3:20:40 PM
On 26/01/2012 17:21, Shaun Pond wrote:
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But that’s what they do in Phuket!
Simon
Novell/SUSE/NetIQ Knowledge Partner
On 26/01/2012 21:29, “Joseph Marton” wrote:
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Awww I was severely disappointed by the direction this limerick went.[/color]
Is that better … ? 
Simon
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Awww I was severely disappointed by the direction this limerick went.
LOL…I was expecting flames from the sky as the thwack-o-matic engaged.
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn’t
reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, ‘no, the steaks are too
high.’
Why couldn’t the chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
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Sewermonger
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On Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:16:02 +0000, Sewermonger wrote:
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn’t
reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, ‘no, the steaks are too
high.’
Why couldn’t the chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them. Does
the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.[/color]
My hero.
Shaun,
she was all day afraid she’d up-chuck it
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Shaun Pond
Simon,
same answer as to Kim 
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Shaun Pond
On 27/01/2012 09:03, Shaun Pond wrote:
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same answer as to Kim :)[/color]
Oh Phuket!
Simon
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Simon,
you needed another syllable 
perhaps “But that’s what they all do in
Phuket”
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Shaun Pond