I tried to come up with a new IPv4 joke, but all the good ones were all already
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kgroneman wrote:
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I tried to come up with a new IPv4 joke, but all the good ones were
all already used.[/color]
Well… This is one way to revive this forum. 
I’d tell you an IPv6 joke but the problem with IPv6 jokes is they’re
long, obscure and no one gets them without translation.
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And they’re not funny if you explain them.
On 01/31/2018 05:58 PM, Kevin Boyle wrote:[color=blue]
kgroneman wrote:
[color=green]I tried to come up with a new IPv4 joke, but all the good ones were
all already used.[/color]Well… This is one way to revive this forum.
I’d tell you an IPv6 joke but the problem with IPv6 jokes is they’re
long, obscure and no one gets them without translation.
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An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.
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Kim - 2/1/2018 7:41:23 AM
On 31/01/2018 22:01, kgroneman wrote:[color=blue]
I tried to come up with a new IPv4 joke, but all the good ones were all already
used.
[/color]
Have to find someone with IPv4 jokes already and buy them out then
kgroneman wrote:
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An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.[/color]
I think you found the same link as I did…
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Hey Dave Howe:
[color=blue]
Have to find someone with IPv4 jokes already and buy them out then[/color]
You never know when you’ll need an extra IPv4 joke. They come in handy.
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Kim - 2/1/2018 11:19:36 AM
On 01/02/2018 18:20, kgroneman wrote:[color=blue]
Hey Dave Howe:[color=green]
Have to find someone with IPv4 jokes already and buy them out then[/color]
You never know when you’ll need an extra IPv4 joke. They come in handy.[/color]
Indeed. However, you can extend the lifetime of your existing IPv4
jokes by having comedians who don’t have their own joke whisper ideas to
your border comedian, who can incorporate them into the jokes they have…
There are also private jokes…not quite so funny, but heaps of
them…just need a translator, as not everyone understands them
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On 02/02/2018 09:04, ScorpionSting wrote:[color=blue]
There are also private jokes…not quite so funny, but heaps of
them…just need a translator, as not everyone understands them[/color]
Yup. I see that all the time - people telling each other a limited set
of IPv4 jokes - quietly, and on their own property - and pretending the
other sites aren’t telling the same jokes over there.
Hey Dave Howe:
[color=blue]
Yup. I see that all the time - people telling each other a limited set
of IPv4 jokes - quietly, and on their own property - and pretending the
other sites aren’t telling the same jokes over there.[/color]
Yea, over here we don’t let just anyone listen in our our IPv4 jokes. If one
is especially funny we choose one guy to tell it in public. I don’t like IPv6
jokes, they’re too long.
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Kim - 2/2/2018 7:53:38 AM
The absolute worst thing about a broadcast joke is that you have to tell it to
everyone in order to find the one person who gets it.
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Kim - 2/2/2018 8:00:59 AM
On Fri, 02 Feb 2018 15:01:29 GMT, “kgroneman”
kim.groneman@microfocus.com wrote:
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The absolute worst thing about a broadcast joke is that you have to tell it to
everyone in order to find the one person who gets it.[/color]
This thread is going down hill fast. 
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Hey KeN Etter:
[color=blue]
This thread is going down hill fast.[/color]
Ok, thread drift then: On a scale of 1 to 10, what are the chances of this
being a binary question?
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Kim - 2/2/2018 10:38:42 AM
Never comfortable with 1-10, but in Hex I would say it’s 0?
On 2/2/2018 12:39 PM, kgroneman wrote:[color=blue]
Hey KeN Etter:
[color=green]This thread is going down hill fast.[/color]
Ok, thread drift then: On a scale of 1 to 10, what are the chances of this
being a binary question?
[/color]
I guess that depends on my original intent.
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Kim - 2/2/2018 2:49:13 PM
On Fri, 02 Feb 2018 17:39:03 +0000, kgroneman wrote:
[color=blue]
Hey KeN Etter:
[color=green]This thread is going down hill fast.[/color]
Ok, thread drift then: On a scale of 1 to 10, what are the chances of
this being a binary question?[/color]
Duplicate
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