[QUOTE=mikewillis]‘to a desk’ = ‘to a disk’ ! Seems so obvious after I saw your post 
I was thinking ‘burn’ was an attempt at indicating some sort of crash and maybe the double exclamation marks and reference to desk was some sort keyboard or translation error.[/QUOTE]
it’s funny how similarly we think. I went through the EXACT same thought process. Crashed? Seriously it was on fire? Get out of the building before the desk fire spreads. Ahhhh!!!