Science Project

Being the experimental sort, I crossed an anteater with a giraffe. I don’t
know what to call it but it sure does have a lot of sinus problems.

On 9/24/2013 8:09 PM, Bob Crandell wrote:[color=blue]

Being the experimental sort, I crossed an anteater with a giraffe. I don’t
know what to call it but it sure does have a lot of sinus problems.
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In the Air Force we crossed a Navaho Indian with an Alligator. We ended
up with a bunch of Navigators.

We have a big family so we crossed a turkey with a centipede and had
enough drumsticks for everyone.


Kim - 9/25/2013 8:04:24 AM

On Wed, 25 Sep 2013 14:04:55 +0000, kgroneman wrote:
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We have a big family so we crossed a turkey with a centipede and had
enough drumsticks for everyone.[/color]

But the drumsticks were /really/ small.

Jim


Jim Henderson, CNA6, CDE, CNI, LPIC-1, CLA10, CLP10
Novell/SUSE/NetIQ Knowledge Partner

Way to break the flow of the thread!


Kim - 9/25/2013 1:41:24 PM

kgroneman wrote:
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Way to break the flow of the thread![/color]

I am dumber for having read this thread.


Does this washcloth smell like chloroform?

On Wed, 25 Sep 2013 19:41:37 +0000, kgroneman wrote:
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Way to break the flow of the thread![/color]

Well, I thought it was funny. [sulk]

Jim


Jim Henderson, CNA6, CDE, CNI, LPIC-1, CLA10, CLP10
Novell/SUSE/NetIQ Knowledge Partner

Hey Jim Henderson,
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Well, I thought it was funny. [sulk][/color]

Irrelevant! :slight_smile:


Kim - 9/26/2013 9:32:53 AM

Hey Joseph Marton,
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I am dumber for having read this thread.[/color]

I’m dumber for having participated in it.


Kim - 9/26/2013 9:33:19 AM

On Thu, 26 Sep 2013 15:33:00 +0000, kgroneman wrote:
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Hey Jim Henderson,
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Well, I thought it was funny. [sulk][/color]

Irrelevant! :-)[/color]

I disagree! :slight_smile:

Jim


Jim Henderson, CNA6, CDE, CNI, LPIC-1, CLA10, CLP10
Novell/SUSE/NetIQ Knowledge Partner

kgroneman wrote:
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Hey Joseph Marton,
[color=green]

I am dumber for having read this thread.[/color]

I’m dumber for having participated in it.
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“Well”, said the man pulling up his pajamas, “that about covers it.”

“I see” said the wise man as he picked up his hammer and saw.


Kim - 9/30/2013 11:17:42 AM

Jim Henderson wrote:
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On Thu, 26 Sep 2013 15:33:00 +0000, kgroneman wrote:
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Hey Jim Henderson,
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Well, I thought it was funny. [sulk][/color]

Irrelevant! :-)[/color]

I disagree! :slight_smile:

Jim

[/color]
Stop it! You are giving me the crepes.

Jim Henderson wrote:
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On Wed, 25 Sep 2013 14:04:55 +0000, kgroneman wrote:
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We have a big family so we crossed a turkey with a centipede and had
enough drumsticks for everyone.[/color]

But the drumsticks were /really/ small.

Jim

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You have the opportunity now to join our campaign to help stamp out bare
feet.

On Mon, 30 Sep 2013 17:35:40 +0000, Bob Crandell wrote:
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Jim Henderson wrote:
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On Thu, 26 Sep 2013 15:33:00 +0000, kgroneman wrote:
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Hey Jim Henderson,

Well, I thought it was funny. [sulk]

Irrelevant! :-)[/color]

I disagree! :slight_smile:

Jim

[/color]
Stop it! You are giving me the crepes.[/color]

Would you like some more? :wink:

Jim


Jim Henderson, CNA6, CDE, CNI, LPIC-1, CLA10, CLP10
Novell/SUSE/NetIQ Knowledge Partner

On Mon, 30 Sep 2013 17:18:14 +0000, kgroneman wrote:
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“I see” said the wise man as he picked up his hammer and saw.[/color]

Why did I read “as he pickled up his hammer and saw”?

Jim


Jim Henderson, CNA6, CDE, CNI, LPIC-1, CLA10, CLP10
Novell/SUSE/NetIQ Knowledge Partner

Hey Jim Henderson,
[color=blue]

Why did I read “as he pickled up his hammer and saw”?[/color]

Because you skim read like I do? I thought you were a better proof
reader than I am. (I admit, I’m terrible BECAUSE of the way I read)


Kim - 9/30/2013 2:42:31 PM

Hey Jim Henderson,
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Would you like some more?[/color]

I do! With a little fresh lemon juice and sugar sprinkled on it. Mmmm.


Kim - 9/30/2013 2:44:03 PM

Hey Bob Crandell,
[color=blue]

You have the opportunity now to join our campaign to help stamp out
bare feet.[/color]

No shirt, no shoes, no problem.


Kim - 9/30/2013 2:45:34 PM

kgroneman wrote:
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Hey Jim Henderson,
[color=green]

Why did I read “as he pickled up his hammer and saw”?[/color]

Because you skim read like I do? I thought you were a better proof
reader than I am. (I admit, I’m terrible BECAUSE of the way I read)
[/color]
It’s a little early in the day for Jim to be pickled, isn’t it?